Horatio

As described on the main page of this wiki, Fitz Vacker had an identical twin growing out of his eye named Horatio. When Fitz was born, his eye kept oozing out snot. No one really knew how to stop it and most people wouldn’t get near it because of the putrid smell coming from it. Then, one day, Fitz was feeling especially stupid (not that he isn’t already stupid enough) and decided to smash his face against a wall. So as he was going along, smashing his face against the wall, he felt the ooze explode out of his eye. It was not flowing out like it did normally. Instead, it was bursting out of his eye like exploding diarrhea (Fitz had a lot of experience with exploding diarrhea, so he knew the sensation quite well). Soon the exploding feeling became overwhelming. Fitz smashed his head against the wall even more vigorously than before, trying to stoping the ooze from erupting any longer. And then the goo simply stopped coming. Fitz felt a human pop out of his eye, and Horatio was born*. Horatio is a Poopopath, someone who can control poop.

* Fitz also has a secret servant named Billy, but he is not from Fitz's eye socket.

Personality Traits
Horatio is a VERY evil identical twin and is very tiny. He likes to whisper evil and gross thoughts to Fitz, such as:

"Steal all of New Jersey's BOARDWALKS!!!"

"You are not picking your nose correctly! You can't just 'browse around', you must really DIG!"

"I want that child's oversized lollipop. Go steal it."

Sadly, Fitz actually LISTENS to Horatio. Horatio ALMOST made Fitz break up with Marianne, but he did not succeed, so now Horatio is considered a sort of akward relative..