Fitz's true love

SOPHIE FOSTER

Fitz had a small crush on Sophie, who then broke his heart and married KEEFE, who was Fitz's "Best Friend" She truly loved Keefe and shunned Fitz for his evil (and smelly) actions.

MARIANNE Dearest Fitz had fallen in love with Sophie Foster, but had gained NOTHING. Lonely and heartbroken, he moped all over the the elven world, his broken heart oozing the smell of farts. The fart-like smell attracted a toilet who had been shunned by the toilet tribe because of her stench and inability to flush. Her name is Marianne. They soon fell in love. They went on many dates, until, at a porta potty company, Fitz proposed. He gave her a plastic ring he found in a cereal box. They got married in a bathroom and had their honeymoon in Tapeeti. They have 3 kids: Stinkers, Stinky and Bobette

SHIP NAME: Maritz

WEDDING DATE: 1697

KIDS: Stinkers, Stinky and Bobette