The Fitz Family tree

THE PROPHECY: Fitz's Great-great grandmother made a prophecy that one day there would be a Smoochypoo that would surpass the rest of the family in smelliness. Here is the original prophecy:

A Smoochypoo,

Will recreate stink,

He will be so smelly,

He would make my face pink,

He will be adopted by the family Vacker,

And this child's true name shall be Ritz Cracker.

HOW IT STARTED: Fitz's great grandmother could not find anyone stinky enough to marry, so she conjured up a clogged toilet and married it. They had a son named Uglyface Smoochypoo.

NEXT: Uglyface married a puke-stained rug name Bobette. They had a daughter named Narrow-hipped Smoochypoo.

AFTER THAT: Narrow-Hipped Smoochypoo had a son that fulfilled the prophecy. His name was Ritz Cracker, or Fitz Vacker. Because he was so smelly, he was put up for adoption and was accidentally adopted by the Vacker family.

NOW: Fitz is happily married to a toilet named Marianne. They have 3 kids: Stinker, who is a jock in the sport of puking, Stinky, who is the captain of the Smell Team and Bobette, who is a Barfopath like her Father and attends FoodFire.