APOCOFITZ

Here is a day in Fitz's daily life.

Fitz wakes up at 1:00 pm on a Monday, as to avoid doing chores. He is unemployed and is supposed to do most of the housekeeping while Marianne works her job being on the council of elves. He drives Bobette, his daughter, to the FoodFire school of Failures. She smacks him in the face, an affectionate goodbye. He drives home and eats a muffin. He has to go to the secret society he leads, the Neverseen. He goes and leads a meeting to destroy the universe. They take over a planet and then eat some graham crackers. He gets takeout pizza for dinner. He picks up his son Stinkers from puking practice and picks up his child Stinky from pooping practice. He then takes them home and brushes his hair until 10:00 am, when he finally goes to bed.