Fitz’s Grade

So, Fitz attended FoodFire school of Failures. We all know that. You may know that he was the star student. Here is his report card:

PUKING: A+

Taught by Ms. Yuckbottom

COMMENT: Fitz has flawless technique!

GENERAL SMELLING: A+++++++

Taught by Mr. Bleh

COMMENT: Fitz was the stinkiest student by far!

FOOD CONSUMING: A-

Taught by Mrs. Dis-gust

COMMENT: Fitz was a great student, but needs to refine his technique a little

NOSE PICKING: A+++++

Taught by Monsieur Ickybutt

COMMENT: Oui, Fitz was zee perfect student! Oh la la, it was magnifique!

You might want to see Horatio’s report card. He separated himself from Fitz at school time to attend the FartFire school of evil assistant. He was also a star.

EVIL WHISPERING: A+++

Taught by Sir Bottomout

Comment: Horatio was a horrible student. Evil and conniving, he has GREAT potential

EVIL THOUGHTS 101: A+

Taught by Madam Smellybutt

Comment: HORATIO WAS TOTES FUNKY FRESH DUUUUUUDE!

GENERAL EVILNESS: A++++

Taught by Bob The Evil

Comment: That. was. good.