The Great Fitz clogged toilet incident

As Fitz is married to a toilet, you must all understand the incident which would decide the fate of the world...IT WAS A DARK STORMY NIGHT. Fitz was BRUSHING his hair and his darling toilet was doing sketchy stuff. Suddenly, a scream came from the next room (the one Ms. Toilet was in).

“Someone is sitting on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Ms. Toilet yelled. Fitz new they had taken many security precausions against anyone sitting on Ms toilet except for Fitz himself. So he continued brushing his hair for exactly ten hours. Then he ran over and screamed, “Don’t worry my love!! Fitz the great will save the day!!” And so he leaped into his wife and kicked the oppressor...which turned out to be...um...a muffin.

“Don’t you dare dirty my toilet seat!” Fitz yelled at the muffin. And as he was fighting the muffin, Fitz fell in!!! “AHHHHHH I AM FALLING DOWN THE PIPES!!!” And so Fitz almost drowned...Except...he didn't. Instead, the muffin itself saved Fitzy. THE MUFFIN TURNED OUT TO BE SOPHIE!!! Fitz was like, "Wait, but I ditched you years ago! Now I'm with TOILET!!! MWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!" Sophie was like, "Ummmm, I'm saving you. Remember those years when I loved you???? Well, guess what! Now I love-"

"KEEFE!!!!!!" says DEX, appearing out of nowhere!!!! "In fact, I saw them kiss!!!!!"

"Oh, sophie!" Fitz cried, "I remember you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's eat poop together!!!!!"

"I only saved you because I'm a muffin," says Sophie, "You are. A HORRRIIBBBLEEEE POOOOOPYPANTS in love with. TOILET and who SMELLS and I don't know WHY I EVER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!"

"AWWW," says fitz, "I guess I'll drown again."

"Wait WHHHATT?" Says Ms. Toilet. "DON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEE?"

"No," says fitz, "Didn't you know that Sophie left me to be with UGHHHH KEEEFEEEE?? and that's why I found you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOPHIE THOUGHT I WAS SMELLLY!!!! I WAS DEPRESSEEDDD!!!!!"

"I STILL DO" says Sophie.

"WELL DON'T LEAVE ME FITZY!!!" TOILET CRIES.

"Bye bye, i'm going back to meet Billy!!!!!" Says Fitz.